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His swan song...

Bush Haiku

This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson. A wonderful Haiku poem like this is too good not to share.


MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
I am the Decider!


(Pass this on. Help cure mad Cowboy disease in the next election!)

Comments

( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
redwingx
Aug. 25th, 2006 12:28 am (UTC)
This makes me...so very proud to be an American.

Not.
greenovalfruit
Aug. 25th, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)
Dude, I am so posting this...
grdnofevrythng
Aug. 25th, 2006 04:28 am (UTC)
Maybe Laura should fight illiteracy at home first! No child left behind...
grdnofevrythng
Sep. 4th, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
I love the new layout.
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